Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Plucking Hairs

Isn't it strange that woman have to go through so much pain just to look good?

Since I've got a lot special occasions coming up, I decided to go and get my nails done. I generally don't bite my nails but I have a nasty little nervous habit of biting on the skin around my nails, which really hurts and let's face it, looks like crap, so I have to go in regularly to get a manicure to clear that shit up so I have nothing to chew on. Anyway, that's not the topic of this post. Getting a manicure is fine and isn't painful at all (as a matter of fact, it feels nice and can be quite relaxing) but while I was there, I decided to get my eyebrows done at the same time. I generally do this at home (which is painful enough) but I'm not too picky about it (I can't be too bothered and since I don't have a uni-brow, I think it's good enough). So the lady started working on my eyebrows and damn, that was painful as shit. I was going to pass out from the pain on seat, seriously. It might've had a little bit to do with the fact that I hadn't eaten all day, but still, that shit is painful. When I opened my eyes I couldn't see at all, it was like my sight was directly related to my eyebrows.

The pain doesn't stop there. Any woman who was gotten a wax or worse, a bikini wax knows exactly what I'm talking about. Why do we have to go through so much pain? We go on and on about woman's rights and that we don't want to be put in traditional roles, then why the hell do we go through all that trouble in order to please our men?

I'm just throwing this out there, but I'm completely conditioned to do all those things and I don't think I'll ever stop, I just want to hear what you think...

5 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Well I could care less what women do, but if they want some down south loving it has to look like a desert and not a forrest for me. lol

that guy said...

yet another reason to be thankful i am a guy. no waxing! nowhere!

i am more of a forester than a desert dweller...
i grew up in the 70's...

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Anonymous said...

For me I don't wax but since I have issues with hair (I'm a trichotillomaniac) I like to keep myself clean shaven to avoid distractions. Cause lets face it, a distraction could be one hair but may lead up to an hour or more lost in plucking hair.

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Sandra said...

After years of putting off any waxing episodes, I suspect I'm nearing a point where I'm going to need my "moustache" waxed. I'm terrified. This post did not help in this upcoming event in my life. Apparently the men are saying they couldn't care less, but I'm not so sure about that.

Our Food Travels said...

I hate it too, but hairy women just don't look so nice.